Women Belong in the Kitchen

Women belong in the kitchen. They have since cave men days. Before we had agriculture, we had hunting- gathering societies. Women in those days had two ways of gaining respect; gathering food or .. well you get the point. The emergence of agriculture was like a godsend to poor women and a plague to the rich. This is because poor girls got to stay in heaven. Aka the kitchen. Upper class women were alienated from the kitchen because they had servants. Their men believed their only concern should be to carry their children! Can you believe that? Go poor people! Now let’s talk about the American housewife who emerged after World War 2. She was like “ omg so many new appliances blenders, toasters and microwaves! I just want to stay in the kitchen all day long”. I’m thinking “that’s right, because that’s where you belong”.


Girls, do you agree that women belong in the kitchen? Present day we have this new strain of mutated women called sexists. They are endangering the well being of women. They say women are no longer expected to stay in the kitchen. In fact, they say that women should not be in the kitchen! That it is degrading! Personally, I believe that women should know how to cook. There are some traditions that are just nice. Women cook. Men do maintenance.

FOR THE SEXIST WOMEN IN THE HOUSE

So all the girls in the house who think its “sexist” to say that women belong in the kitchen, please read on. I tell you this; cooking gives women power! Men think they have the power over us, but they don’t. We can poison their food if we want. One of my favorite movies is called Deadly Delicious. In the movie, two women find out that their man is cheating so they poisoned his food to make him sick! Women have the power. Now do you want to be in the kitchen?

Deadly Delicious Trailer

This movie is about a Chinese man named Jiaqiao who suspects his two lovers may know each other when he realizes his hair is thinning and he is getting sick.