Bitch, Go make me a sandwich.

What do you call a women who can’t make a sandwich: Single
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- This face book page is spot on. If a girl cannot make a sandwich she will be forever single. This page is so helpful letting women know what they need to do to get a bf. I found peoples comments on this page to be very insightful and informative. For example, I learned that men sometimes like their sandwiches cut into triangles. Also, over 137,000 people like this page meaning that it must be a fact that if a women cant make a sandwich, she will be single.


The sandwich


Girls need to learn how to make the perfect sandwich. If they don’t learn how, they will forever be single. I mean, what kind of a women can’t do something as simple as making her man a sandwich? Come on.

Ok, let’s go through the steps of sandwich making.

1) First step is to ask your man what he wants his sandwich to be consist of. Now girls, this is important; only ask him once! Once he tells you what he wants in his sandwich, memorize it! Only ask him once for two reasons. One, because guys are too stupid to remember anything. He will only be able to tell you once. And two; don’t think you can be annoying and insist on nagging him about how he likes his sandwich; he will find another girl who can remember.

2) Second step is to get along already and make the damn sandwich! While you are reading this trying to figure out how to make the sandwich he is probably getting angry you are taking so long! Hurry up! So, go to the kitchen and make his sandwich using the ingredients he told you he wanted. Make sure to use plenty of meat! Also, if he doesn’t want crust on his sandwich you better take off the crust! ! !

3) Next, you need to cut the sandwich. You can cut it in half, quarters or triangles.

4) Last step is to plate the sandwich. Simply set the sandwich on a plate and go bring it to him! He will probably be watching T.V. because he is lazy, so don’t bother him. Now, if he is watching football or playing a video game then set the food now beside him and slowly tip-toe away. I would suggest bringing a paper towel along with the sandwich. Guys have no manners and the paper towel will help minimize mess from the sandwich, although regardless it is your job to clean up after him. If he is watching T.V after he spills his food, don’t turn on the vacuum!